Ingredients not included.
Seriously, it's just an empty can.
That's right, ingredients are not included because it's just a double-insulated infinitely refillable empty can; Tito's in a can* does not actually contain any Tito's Handmade Vodka in the can. The can also does not contain any seltzer, soda or carbonated liquid of any kind. Therefore, Tito's in a can* is not literally "Tito's in a can'' at time of purchase. It is a real can and it is actually available for said purchase, but there is zero Tito's in the can until you personally add the Tito's to the can yourself. Correct, we are selling a legitimately empty can. However, we prefer not to think of it as "empty" it's actually full... of opportunity to make your own, better-tasting seltzers, ones that actually taste good and are as strong or as fizzy or as citrusy as you want. Like maybe you use lime and lemon or grapefruit or maybe you break free from the citrus thing altogether and just jam a whole bunch of watermelon in there or bread rolls or milk? We won't tell you what to do, it's your seltzer. What even is "seltzer?" Is it just tiny fizzy bubbles or is it more than that? And what if you don't have any soda and just have tonic? Is it still a seltzer? Site note: What actually is tonic, does anyone really know? Be honest. But look, let's not get distracted, the point is Tito's in a can* doesn't come with any tonic inside either because there's nothing inside. A cold, steel chasm. A vodka-less void. But isn't that what makes a can a can? Defined by emptiness, completely useless until it's not? So really Tito's in a can* is more of an idea than it is a can. And just to clarify once more, Tito's in a can* does not contain ingredients of any kind. There is no nutritional value, no calories, no carbs, no sugar, no gluten. Because it's just an empty can. But it is double-insulated to keep your ice icey or soup hot if that's what you're into, just please don't microwave it for reasons we don't have enough space for. So, let's raise an empty can to Tito's in a can*, the vessel of endless possibility! For real, it's for making better, un-perfumey-tasting seltzers that taste great with deliciously smooth Tito's Handmade Vodka. And if you're actually reading this then you should definitely get your totally empty Tito's in a can* now, like right now.
Crafted to be savored responsibly. Tito’s Handmade Vodka is distilled from corn and is certified GLUTEN-FREE. Distilled and bottled by Fifth Generation, Inc. Austin, Texas. 40% alcohol by volume. ©2022 TITO’S HANDMADE VODKA
We don't make seltzers*.
*You do.