I being of legal drinking age hereby promise to savor Tito's Handmade Vodka responsibly in all my favorite libations, spread the word of its quality politely, recycle my bottle when it's empty, do something nice for myself on a regular basis - and share these beliefs along with my Tito's:

• Drinking a world class vodka, made in America by a real guy, in real boots, who goes to work every day in Austin, Texas is right & honorable.
• Buying vodka for the bottle design is not being true to my hard-earned money.
• 6 times distilled is the perfect number, and a pot still is better than a column still.
• Smooth taste and waking up with a clear head in the morning are worthy things.
• A genuine quality guarantee is having the man who makes your vodka taste-test every batch for perfection before it leaves the distillery.
• Asking for Tito's Handmade Vodka wherever I go is insurance that it'll someday be everywhere I go.